Yes, you read that correctly, ladies (and fellas) — not only is cum delicious, but it is also healthy for you as well! Who would have ever suspected?
Previously, the alleged benefits of cum were that they were are activated when a man dropped his load into a woman’s vagina. However, newer research suggests that the same benefits may be available if the cum is swallowed. Some theories even suggest that cum deposited anally will offer the same benefits (good news for all you anal sluts out there). The existence of “butt plugs” suggest that some may want to keep the cum inside to make sure they get the full benefits of cum’s many nutritious, miraculous properties.
Cum Is An Anti-Depressant and Reduces Anxiety Studies have shown that cum elevates your mood and even reduces suicidal thoughts (YES, really). Ever notice that a cumslut seems naturally happy and perky as long she she is getting her daily fix?
Cum boasts anti-anxiety hormones like oxytocin, serotonin, and progesterone. Augment your anxiety meds by adding an organic supplement with no side effects and far more fun?
Active Birth Control You literally cannot get pregnant this way
It Improves The Quality of Your Sleep Cum contains melatonin, a sleep-inducing agent. A load a day and you will sleep like a baby.
Cum Is Pure Protein Cum increases energy giving you that much needed extra boost to go about your day to day activities. Take a few loads and marvel at how boundless your energy becomes. In no time you will be getting more done that you ever imagined possible.
Skip the Gym Cum improves cardio health and prevents preeclampsia, which causes dangerously high blood pressure during pregnancy. Cum is not just good for you but for the baby too.
Cum Even Improves Memory and Mental Alertness With enough cum you will be amazed how soon you will have perfect total recall. Contrary to popular belief cum does not make you dumb. It actually boosts your brain’s processing power and responsiveness.
Cum Can Help You Get Pregnant No! Not that way!
Yes, that way, too.
A woman’s immune system will actively attack ejaculate during insemination, eating it will help you reduce your immunity to your baby daddy.
Cum Can Prevent Morning Sickness If you don’t want to spend every morning puking your brains out than make sure you have a dick to suck, or two. You can never be too careful.
Cum Tightens Your Skin and Muscles It contains a healthy portion of zinc, which is an antioxidant. A veritable fountain of youth.
So feel free to enjoy a bukakke.
Cum Reduces Pains and Aches It is an all natural painkiller providing all the benefits and none of the harmful side effects of so many toxic, addictive pharmaceuticals.
Impressed? You should be! Nature is full of wonders, and cum is one of them! Some of the helpful chemicals in cum include testosterone, estrogen, prolactin, opiod peptides, oxytocin, serotonin, melatonin, and norepineprine. All of which can add to the overall quality of life for someone getting enough cum in their daily diet.
Just think, you can get a dose of all that without having to go to the vitamin store. Upon learning this you might be shocked, unable to comprehend everything you have just read, but it is all true. Cum is miraculous, and it has been around for centuries. What is this telling you? The answer is simple. Suck a dick today and in no time you will see how much your life improves.